Wilbur and Cardigan watch SpongeBob SquarePants

Transcript

 * Wilbur: Okay, Cardigan. Shall we watch TV?
 * Cardigan: Sure thing, Wilbur.
 * Wilbur: (turns on the TV) There you go.
 * Painty: Are you ready, kids?
 * Children: Ay-ay, captain.
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Children: Ay-ay, captian!
 * Painty: Ooooh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * Children: SpongeBob SquarePants.
 * Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * Children: SpongeBob SquarePants.
 * Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
 * Children: SpongeBob SquarePants.
 * Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
 * Children: SpongeBob SquarePants.
 * Painty: Ready!
 * Painty and the children: SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.
 * Painty: SpongeBob SquarePants. (laughs)
 * Wlibur: I love SpongeBob!
 * Cardigan: Me too!
 * Narrator: Ah, the sea...So fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life. [Shows from left to right Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses. Zooms in on SpongeBob's house] Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. [SpongeBob's alarm sounds; he wakes, but is unaffected by the annoying sound, and with a smile turns it off. He climbs from his bed to a ladder leading to his diving board]
 * SpongeBob: Today's the big day, Gary!
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: [Jumps on the diving board] Look at me, I'm… [Jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind] ...naked! [Lands inside pants, walks over to exercise room. His head pops out of the top of his pants] Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: [He goes inside his small gym that has a sign that says, "I Love Pain". Taking deep breaths, he prepares to lift a barbell that is balanced by two lightweight stuffed animals. He sticks out his chest, but almost passes out because he can barely lift it. He drops it, and it makes a 'squeak' noise] I'm ready! [Runs outside] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! [Patrick Star's rock tilts upwards with Patrick stuck to its underside]
 * Patrick: Go, SpongeBob! [Patrick falls] Whoa! [Crash!]
 * Wilbur: Look at that creature! Is he cute, Cardigan?!
 * Cardigan: Yes, Wilbur! (laughs)
 * Wilbur: (laughs, along with Cardigan)
 * SpongeBob: I am!
 * Patrick: Who's ready?
 * SpongeBob: I'm ready!
 * Patrick: Who's ready?
 * SpongeBob: I'm ready!
 * Patrick: Who's ready?
 * SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! [Runs toward the Krusty Krab]
 * Squidward: [Cleaning graffiti of himself with the word Loser, sees SpongeBob, and sighs] Oh no, SpongeBob. What could he possibly want?
 * Cardigan: I'm gonna change the channel. (pushes the button of the remote)
 * Wilbur: Let's watch The Gumazing Gum Girl instead.
 * (Disney logo)
 * Narrator: (Clears throat) Now, where to begin? (clicks mouth) How about, "Once upon a time"? (cuts to black) How many times have you heard that the story begins? Let's do something else. (gasps) I got it. I got it. Here we go, here's how to open a movie. (The 2019 photorealistic Circle of Life plays, but cuts out in the few seconds) No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you? Here's what we're gonna do. (as a "Walt Disney Pictures presents" fades in, then to the book) Why don't I just tell you a happy story? There happened a story…you must see to believe. From way up in the sky to the city of Stockton!
 * City Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen!
 * Wilbur and Cardigan: FERN!!! HEEEELP USSSSSSS!!!
 * (end)